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« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2008, 04:27:14 pm »

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Morphology: Hypnotoad

Tells his opinions as if they are fact when everyone is entitled to an opinion

Weakness: Depends, he doesn't listen.
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« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2008, 06:14:26 am »

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Mistakes absolute fact for mere opinion

Weakness: Don't listen
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« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2008, 11:41:02 pm »

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Name: Hypnotoad.
Species: Hynoticus, Toadicus
Creature Type: Toad, Amphibian

The Hypnotoad is an advanced toad that has somehow developed psychic powers, allowing it to dominate the minds of other beings.  This hypnosis can effect any sentient creature, but its effect is reduced by the willpower of the target.  The Hypnotoad is larger than all forms of toad or frog in the universe, and is an omnivore. Highly aggressive, it will often use its hypnosis to dull its prey before pouncing on it, using its bulk to crush prey, before retreating. Its other tactic is to break the mind of weak willed creatures by using a technique called SPAM, or Specially Piercing Assault Method.  It involves the broadcast of the same though over and over, until the target's brain is overloaded and dies.  When suffering from SPAM, prey will often repeatedly say what is being broadcasted into its mind.  Humans have been known to being saying SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM, before collapsing, dead.

Other Abilities: BANHAMMER Mk II, Mega Leap, Move, Delete, Edit, Mod-Wand.

Weakness:  The Hypnotoad dislikes SPAM being used on it, which is why it uses its Moderator skill to delete spam posts.  It is also sluggish, but is able to leap incredibly high.  It also cannot use hypnosis if it isn't concentrating, and therefore its powers can be interrupted with attacks.  It also is weak to THE BANHAMMER of admins, but strong against other moderators.

Threat Level: Extreme, do not approach without Admin help.  Makes consistent use of BANHAMMER Mk II against members, otherwise it uses Edit against other Moderators.  Admins can negate all these attacks, but beware of Hypnosis.
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« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2008, 10:47:56 am »

^Like that one. DOn't forget, they have Mod-wands in adition to Ban-hammers.
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« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2008, 06:38:12 am »

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Little is known about this creature, as it hides in its fortress of doom
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« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2008, 05:00:05 pm »

(Kiroshima, that was the best scan on there)

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Morphology: Ratiqu

Ratiqu uses Jaffar Cakes that he doesn't have as Shurikens to throw at you. This creature will pounce on you and damage you with claws he doesn't have. He also will trap you in a paralell universe but this seems to be missing at the moment.

Weakness: Catch the Jaffar Cakes in your mouth and eat them. However, this won't do any good as there's nothing there, so attack the glowing red spot that he doesn't have.
Real Weakness: He doesn't have one.
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« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2008, 07:22:27 am »

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NX

Do not approach, as it will accuse you of lying until you are a depressed wreck

Weakness: Funny looks
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« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2008, 04:59:23 pm »

scanning: hypnotoad

he continuusly says untrue things in his scans of NXtreme.
weakness: he knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing
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to prove you are not a n00b, you must answer this question: can you read this?

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« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2008, 04:01:50 am »

Scanning: Recording to Logbook

Morphology: Kiroshima

This creature has a scanner that is much more advanced than yours. The scanner blocks other scans which means...... so therefore...... and that is why.......Approach with Caution.

We..ness: ...........
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« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2008, 08:46:47 am »

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NXtreme

This bizzare creature is small, round and green; with a rocket engine protruding from its behind

Its avatar looks similar

Weakness: A brick wall
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« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2008, 03:36:00 am »

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Morphology: OL1V3R

This creature cannot be scanned as it has moved outside of Metroid games.
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« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2008, 01:21:21 pm »

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OL1V3R

This creature resembles a large bowl of ice cream, this is to lure its prey

Weakness: A swarm of wasps, which are also lured
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« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2008, 03:46:31 am »

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Morphology: NXtreme

NXtreme will be very rude towards you then accuse you of being rude when you tell him he's being rude.

Weakness: Don't get into an argument.
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« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2008, 11:38:05 am »

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Morphology: TheAPERSON

This creature resembles an enormous letter A. It attracts tourists with it's curious body shape, revels in their amazement for a few seconds, and then takes control of their mind with a Hypnosis technique learned from Hypnotoad.

Weakness: Erasers.




Scanning:

Morphology: Kiroshima

Detecting large amounts of stolen Jaffar Cakes. Detecting extremely sophisticated scanne-

EMERGENCY! Detecting a ship crossing into this universe. Detecting lifesigns aboard; identified as Kiroshima. Detecting virus; locating source...............source identified as an extremely sophisticated scanner aboard Kiroshima's ship. Attempting to exterminate virus...................................................unsuccessful. Virus is beginning to affect functiaaosdinpaohgnporghaerpto8awyeQ9483TYHPASIGHA[SDPGFIJARHADR4FHA6EERH8SREGHAWER[OTGNAM]RHJme'gw9rtuw40tjwjsogjwrwty98-erhyer-9ugyaer98y3q5[oyner09gh-wr9tuhw-9gi99t=4tuewoijgsdfg......*static*..............................................................

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I'm blonde. What's your excuse?
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« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2008, 07:18:59 am »

LOL!

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Morphology: NXtreme.

This creature lives in it's own world. During conversation it will ask you to repeat it after the conversation. It also struggles to create conversation, except on forums.
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