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Title: Scan another member
Post by: NXtreme on June 15, 2008, 03:48:57 am
*Approved by theAPERSON*

in this thread you 'scan' another member (like in metroid prime) and make it at silly as possible e.g

scanning....

morphology:TheAPERSON. More commonly known as theAPE, this creature will fire marquees at you. it also fires PMs at you with invitations to the NCC on them
weakness: 392q4923error902q85794329549892386583bhf75f827382o882>............................


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on June 15, 2008, 04:01:46 am
Scanning.....

Morphology: CroLigaLax

CroLigaLax loves group hugs. Watch out for his hug attack as its more like a suffocation attack.

Weakness: Shoot his arms off so he can't hug you.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: DarkAce on June 16, 2008, 12:04:38 pm
SNCIANNG

Morphology: NXtreme.

Lover of all things extreme, including but not limited to Zack and Wiki, it lives on a planet where explosions are an everyday happening.

Weakness: Cardboard. The least extreme thing in the universe.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on June 16, 2008, 12:20:50 pm
Scanning:

Morpholog: Leonri

This creature lives in a Fortress of Doom. It is armed with many weapons, including rapid sillyness.

Weakness: Steal all his money so he can't pay the rent.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Leonri on June 17, 2008, 09:56:28 am
Scanning....Scanning....System Error....Rebooting....(Damn, knew I shouldn't have used the Vista scanner :P) Scanning.

Bioform codename: theAPERSON

Groups of these creatures are known as A-teams. Used to harsh and boring environments it can go weeks without expressing emotion.
Reacts to threat with extreme politeness. Possibly unable to distinguish between friend and foe is nice to everyone.Builds a protective forum around itself and drags the unwary poster into it with rapid and relentless use of invitation PMs.

Threat level: extreme. Do not engage without at least a small army and an arsenal of atomic weapons. A death star or two would be appropriate.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on June 17, 2008, 09:59:20 am
Scanning....

Morphology: NXtreme

NXtreme attacks with bionic N's and a celesital brush

Weakness: Use the rest of the alphabet.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on June 17, 2008, 12:57:59 pm
Scanning...

The Aperson

Organic lifeform

Appears on his DS as "THE APERS"

Do not engage in Mario Kart

Weakness: Sarcasm (though this often misses him)


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on June 18, 2008, 05:40:53 am
Scanning:

Morphology: Leonri

Leonri is an unknown gender life form who TheAPERSON is unsure of what gender it is.

Weakness: Do a personality quiz.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on June 18, 2008, 05:46:05 am
Scanning...

NXtreme

Creating a computer game which he keeps adding levels to - until it destroys us all

Weakness: A glitch in the giant spider boss


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on June 18, 2008, 05:49:26 am
Scanning:

Morphology: OL1V3R

OL1V3R is a dangerous creature who uses revision as an attack. Be wary of his mass revision attack.

Weakness: Cancel the exam.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on June 18, 2008, 05:57:57 am
Scanning...

OL1V3R

Deadly in SSBM as Pikachu

Weaknes: Fictional novels


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Leonri on June 18, 2008, 06:28:37 am
Scanning:

Morphology: Leonri

Leonri is an unknown gender life form who TheAPERSON is unsure of what gender it is.

Weakness: Do a personality quiz.

Oh yeah, that's because of that PM.... No I'm a dude. But I'm up for, like, whatever. :P


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on June 18, 2008, 06:31:08 am
Something tells me I've missed something here


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Leonri on June 18, 2008, 06:33:15 am
Something tells me I've missed something here

Something tells me you wouldn't want ot know...


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: NXtreme on June 18, 2008, 10:21:15 am
Scanning...

NXtreme

Creating a computer game which he keeps adding levels to - until it destroys us all

Weakness: A glitch in the giant spider boss

if you wanna know what he's talking about i'm making a video game and one boss is a giant spider and the head of the giant spider kept coming off and moving around by itself. its fixed now


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Pieisgreat on June 18, 2008, 03:16:50 pm
Scanning... Scanning...
Data recorded to logbook.
Morphology: DarkAce
A dark playing card who is dangerous. No other info available.
Weakness: ERROR. ERROR. WEAKNESS UNKNO-- *Boom*


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on June 19, 2008, 10:01:57 am
Thanks for steering this back on topic Pieisgreat

Scanning:

Morphology: Pieisgreat

Pieisgreat is a master of all different forms of graphics, including Pokémon splices, video game covers and ONM covers

Weakness: Give him constructive criticism.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: NXtreme on June 19, 2008, 11:46:11 am
LOL,

(pie, you are getting better at splicing)


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on June 20, 2008, 09:24:02 am
Scanning:

Morphology: DarkAce

DarkAce has beaten the holiday rush by importing Brawl. This means he can ruin the game for you. Beware.

Weakness: Avoid Spoilers.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on June 20, 2008, 12:11:32 pm
Scanning...

Pieisgreat

Attacks by throwing pies, experts theorise he may in fact be a pie himself

Weakness: Casseroles - the natural enemy of the pie


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Pieisgreat on July 01, 2008, 01:38:02 pm
Scanning...
<Data recorded to logbook>
Morphology: Hypnotoad
Hypnotises you with... Well, anything. Avoid.
Weakness: Feed him to Ridley... Yes, I KNOW Ridley is the enemy, but I'm sure he'd like a snack.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Leonri on July 01, 2008, 02:46:15 pm
Scanning....Scanning....System Error....Rebooting....(Damn, knew I shouldn't have used the Vista scanner Tongue) Scanning

Bioform:Ratiqu

It's random, silly, Creationist exterior hides a vicious intelligence. Strong willpower allows it to block all arguements of enemies. Watch out for it's methodical researching abilities and merciless use of links to long-winded, boring sites. Occasionally incredibly funny, this is just to lull you into a false sense of friendliness. Then it goes right back into Creationist mode

Attacks:  Intricate arguements, bible quotes. Occasionally lures you in with Tingle **** then hires an assassin. This last move is invariably deadly.

Weaknesses:  Cunning rhetoric, hard science, Evolutionism

Threat level: Extreme


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Plasma Trooper on July 03, 2008, 11:00:31 pm
Scan me please. XD


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 04, 2008, 05:02:06 am
Scanning....

Morphology: Plasma Trooper

File systems seem to be corrupting as there is already an entry for Plasma Trooper. This makes it very dangerous

Weakness: See Plasma Trooper.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 09, 2008, 02:56:10 am
Scanning...

Aperson

A creature made mostly of hair, this seems to have evolved to protect him from the frosty reception his jokes recieve

Weakness: A haircut


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 09, 2008, 03:32:58 am
Scanning:

Morphology: Kiroshima

This beast is incredibly hard. Watch out for this Beat Boss Battles on Intense attack

Weakness: Take away Brawl.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 09, 2008, 03:09:16 pm
Scanning...

Morphology: Hypnotoad

This entity appears to be good at everything it endeavours, especially moderating a forum

All members should give him money

It appears to be scanning itself

Weakness: Cannot stop eating, yet is unable to gain weight: this makes him susceptible to lynch mobs of jealous anorexics


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 10, 2008, 04:35:13 am
Erm, it's called scan ANOTHER member. That is what happens when you try to scan yourself.

Scanning:

Morphology: Hypnotoad

A being that has defied the rules of the game by scanning himself. The above scan was his own opinion of himself

Weakness: Get Leonri to scan him.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: NXtreme on July 10, 2008, 10:28:26 am
Scanning...

Morphology: Hypnotoad

This entity appears to be good at everything it endeavours, especially moderating a forum

All members should give him money

It appears to be scanning itself

Weakness: Cannot stop eating, yet is unable to gain weight: this makes him susceptible to lynch mobs of jealous anorexics

I think your scanner's malfunctioning. its saying nothing but lies


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 10, 2008, 12:03:33 pm
I can eat loads without getting fat

That makes me the rightful king of eating-without-getting-fat


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 11, 2008, 04:27:14 pm
Scanning:

Morphology: Hypnotoad

Tells his opinions as if they are fact when everyone is entitled to an opinion

Weakness: Depends, he doesn't listen.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 12, 2008, 06:14:26 am
Scanning...

Apers

Mistakes absolute fact for mere opinion

Weakness: Don't listen


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Kiroshima on July 15, 2008, 11:41:02 pm
Scanning...New entry added to Log.

Name: Hypnotoad.
Species: Hynoticus, Toadicus
Creature Type: Toad, Amphibian

The Hypnotoad is an advanced toad that has somehow developed psychic powers, allowing it to dominate the minds of other beings.  This hypnosis can effect any sentient creature, but its effect is reduced by the willpower of the target.  The Hypnotoad is larger than all forms of toad or frog in the universe, and is an omnivore. Highly aggressive, it will often use its hypnosis to dull its prey before pouncing on it, using its bulk to crush prey, before retreating. Its other tactic is to break the mind of weak willed creatures by using a technique called SPAM, or Specially Piercing Assault Method.  It involves the broadcast of the same though over and over, until the target's brain is overloaded and dies.  When suffering from SPAM, prey will often repeatedly say what is being broadcasted into its mind.  Humans have been known to being saying SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM, before collapsing, dead.

Other Abilities: BANHAMMER Mk II, Mega Leap, Move, Delete, Edit, Mod-Wand.

Weakness:  The Hypnotoad dislikes SPAM being used on it, which is why it uses its Moderator skill to delete spam posts.  It is also sluggish, but is able to leap incredibly high.  It also cannot use hypnosis if it isn't concentrating, and therefore its powers can be interrupted with attacks.  It also is weak to THE BANHAMMER of admins, but strong against other moderators.

Threat Level: Extreme, do not approach without Admin help.  Makes consistent use of BANHAMMER Mk II against members, otherwise it uses Edit against other Moderators.  Admins can negate all these attacks, but beware of Hypnosis.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Leonri on July 16, 2008, 10:47:56 am
^Like that one. DOn't forget, they have Mod-wands in adition to Ban-hammers.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 17, 2008, 06:38:12 am
Scanning...

Leonri

Little is known about this creature, as it hides in its fortress of doom


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 18, 2008, 05:00:05 pm
(Kiroshima, that was the best scan on there)

Scanning... Recording to Logbook

Morphology: Ratiqu

Ratiqu uses Jaffar Cakes that he doesn't have as Shurikens to throw at you. This creature will pounce on you and damage you with claws he doesn't have. He also will trap you in a paralell universe but this seems to be missing at the moment.

Weakness: Catch the Jaffar Cakes in your mouth and eat them. However, this won't do any good as there's nothing there, so attack the glowing red spot that he doesn't have.
Real Weakness: He doesn't have one.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 19, 2008, 07:22:27 am
Scanning...

NX

Do not approach, as it will accuse you of lying until you are a depressed wreck

Weakness: Funny looks


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: NXtreme on July 19, 2008, 04:59:23 pm
scanning: hypnotoad

he continuusly says untrue things in his scans of NXtreme.
weakness: he knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 20, 2008, 04:01:50 am
Scanning: Recording to Logbook

Morphology: Kiroshima

This creature has a scanner that is much more advanced than yours. The scanner blocks other scans which means...... so therefore...... and that is why.......Approach with Caution.

We..ness: ...........


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 20, 2008, 08:46:47 am
Scanning...

NXtreme

This bizzare creature is small, round and green; with a rocket engine protruding from its behind

Its avatar looks similar

Weakness: A brick wall


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 21, 2008, 03:36:00 am
Scanning:

Morphology: OL1V3R

This creature cannot be scanned as it has moved outside of Metroid games.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 22, 2008, 01:21:21 pm
Scanning:

OL1V3R

This creature resembles a large bowl of ice cream, this is to lure its prey

Weakness: A swarm of wasps, which are also lured


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 23, 2008, 03:46:31 am
Scanning:

Morphology: NXtreme

NXtreme will be very rude towards you then accuse you of being rude when you tell him he's being rude.

Weakness: Don't get into an argument.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Ratiqu on August 04, 2008, 11:38:05 am
Scanning:

Morphology: TheAPERSON

This creature resembles an enormous letter A. It attracts tourists with it's curious body shape, revels in their amazement for a few seconds, and then takes control of their mind with a Hypnosis technique learned from Hypnotoad.

Weakness: Erasers.




Scanning:

Morphology: Kiroshima

Detecting large amounts of stolen Jaffar Cakes. Detecting extremely sophisticated scanne-

EMERGENCY! Detecting a ship crossing into this universe. Detecting lifesigns aboard; identified as Kiroshima. Detecting virus; locating source...............source identified as an extremely sophisticated scanner aboard Kiroshima's ship. Attempting to exterminate virus...................................................unsuccessful. Virus is beginning to affect functiaaosdinpaohgnporghaerpto8awyeQ9483TYHPASIGHA[SDPGFIJARHADR4FHA6EERH8SREGHAWER[OTGNAM]RHJme'gw9rtuw40tjwjsogjwrwty98-erhyer-9ugyaer98y3q5[oyner09gh-wr9tuhw-9gi99t=4tuewoijgsdfg......*static*..............................................................

*explosion*


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on August 10, 2008, 07:18:59 am
LOL!

Scanning:

Morphology: NXtreme.

This creature lives in it's own world. During conversation it will ask you to repeat it after the conversation. It also struggles to create conversation, except on forums.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Ratiqu on August 11, 2008, 03:07:18 pm
Scanning:

Morphology: OL1V3R

This creature seems to be permanently linked to a guitar. The guitar seems to be embedded with many strange pieces of technology.

Threat Level: High.

Weakness: Opera.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on August 12, 2008, 02:54:50 am
Scanning:

Morphology: impwarrior

Little is know about this creature as it has not revealed itself.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on August 13, 2008, 06:08:32 am
Scanning...

Impwarrior

This creature is made entirely of Lego

Weakness: Harrison Ford, who looks better as a lego person


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on August 13, 2008, 07:44:23 am
Who is this impwarrior anyway? Scans do not know.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Ratiqu on August 14, 2008, 12:36:52 am
Scanning:

Morphology: Impwarrior

Error. Subject unable to be located. Initiating nuclear self-destruct sequence. Annhilation in 10 seconds.

Me:"OH MY GOD!! LEONRI! YOUR FORTRESS OF DOOM IS SCREWED! I WAS USING REMOTE ACCESS!!!"

*explosion*


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on August 14, 2008, 09:46:53 am
Scanning:

Morphology: impwarrior

It has become apparant that this creature will not show itself on the forum and just joined because it felt like it.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Leonri on August 14, 2008, 01:40:27 pm
Scanning: Impwarrior

Profile: Master of Stealth and Espionage. Future master of this forum. Time and time again this parasitic creature has joined forums, before taking them over and eventually consuming them. Always it follows the same method. It joins, secretly, in the night, without being detected by anyone. The memebers slowly become aware of it over the next few days, and begin to get curious. Soon otherwise normal threads get filled with posts speculating and wondering about this new member. The people get obssesed trying to figure out it's secret. Eventually, when curiosity gets to a critical point, it reaveals itself. Only then do the members realise that it was a ruse and there is no escape. The Impwarrior is already in control.

Threat level: Extreme. Once it has chosen a forum as it's prey, that foum will be gone within a week.

Weakness: None. This fouma and everyone in it is already doomed....


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Ratiqu on August 14, 2008, 10:03:36 pm
Scanning:

Morphology: NXtreme

Analysis:
This creature has no defined shape. It shifts randomly through different forms, morphing in sync with it's fluctuating thoughts. A rocket-propelled watermelon is one of the most frequent shapes, however.

Weaknesses:
Anything that is in order, such as a dictionary or a library. Brick walls are often a problem when in watermelon form, however.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on August 15, 2008, 05:56:24 am
Scanning:

Morphology: TheAPERSON

Stop trying to scan yourself, hang on reboot

<I am a Varia Powersuit Scanner>
<Version 1.3.1.9>
<Made for Samus Aran....Error, not being used by Samus Aran>
<404 computer hamsters not found>
<Are you sure you want to quit without saving>
<You lost all your progress, way to go genius>
<Error>
<Error>
<Error>

<CTRL ALT DEL>

(Scanner breaks)


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Ratiqu on August 15, 2008, 08:50:29 am
Scanning:

Morphology: Samus Aran

Analysis: This creature seems to be destroying more enemies than in previous scans. This creature's scanner seems to be missing. The two events may be related, as the creatures being destroyed are mostly harmless, if unknown to Samus Aran.

Threat Level: Astronomically Massive.

Weaknesses: Highly evolved Metroids, extreme temperatures when missing certain Power Suit technology.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on August 16, 2008, 03:26:57 am
Scanning:

Morphology: impwarrior

If this creature surely will bring about the destruction of the forum then he probably will have to be banned. But it is cunning and refuses to reveal itself until the right time.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: NXtreme on August 16, 2008, 06:36:29 am
don't worry impwarrior, you're not really gonna be banned


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on August 19, 2008, 05:25:58 am
Scanning...

NXtreme

This creature has posted without scanning a member, implying that its scanner may be malfunctioning

Weakness: Artichokes


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: TheAPERSON on August 20, 2008, 03:33:38 am
Scanning:

Morphology: DarkAce

Error: This creature hasn't been on for ages cannot scan

Trying someone else:

Scanning:

Morphology: Pieisgreat

Error: Same thing as last time.


Title: Re: Scan another member
Post by: Hypnotoad on August 20, 2008, 07:33:00 am
Scanning...

Aperson

This creature resembles an aardvark, though is a bright green colour

Weakness: dark red, whigh opposes bright green