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OL1V3R's Potentially Humourous Jokes


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« on: June 30, 2008, 08:01:53 am »

OK, here are some of my jokes.

How do you make a peach crumble?
Kick it in the groin.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

I've started reading an excellent book on anti-gravity by Stephen Hawking. I just can't put it down.

Two fat men are in a bar. One says, "Your round".

How do you make a hankie dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I sent ten puns into a newspaper's pun competition, hoping that they would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

There are two cows.
COW 1: Moo.
COW 2: Baa.
COW 1: Why 'Baa'?
COW 2: I'm learning a foreign language.
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2008, 10:49:53 am »

"does this taste funny to you?"

No it doesn't
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 12:21:52 pm »


There are two cows.
COW 1: Moo.
COW 2: Baa.
COW 1: Why 'Baa'?
COW 2: I'm learning a foreign language.


That ones good.
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