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« on: June 25, 2008, 11:08:39 am »

So, you may be wondering why I haven't posted my own joke page before now. Well, it is commonly excepted that my jokes are rubbish. But here are some of them anyway.

A number of people in the country have been suffering from Athlete's Foot. The Athlete's Foot in question was Kelly Holmes.

I was in a science lab the other day and I bumped into Albert Einstein. I asked, "Albert, why did you say that E=mc^2?" and he said, "Why not"

"Have you ever wanted to chat with an RPG character? Calls cost 99MP per minute. You must be Level 18 or over."

Well call my jokes rubbish, because I know they are already.
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2008, 01:27:27 pm »

The last one wasn't bad
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 12:19:34 pm »

True, you laughed quite a bit at that one when I first told it to you.
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 02:26:45 am »

"Have you ever wanted to chat with an RPG character? Calls cost 99MP per minute. You must be Level 18 or over."

That is a good joke. It's not rubbish.
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2008, 12:22:46 pm »

The majority of my jokes are rubbish though, like this one:

Tennis players make loads of mistakes but it's not really their fault.
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 09:08:48 pm »

The majority of my jokes are rubbish though, like this one:

Tennis players make loads of mistakes but it's not really their fault.

That actually made me laugh.
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2008, 06:01:20 am »

It seems that some people really like my jokes, but my family and friends don't.
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2008, 08:53:22 am »

Well, some of the jokes seem obvious and random, and may get irritating after a while.
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2008, 10:54:53 pm »

I'll laugh at just about any joke.
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2008, 04:29:32 am »

Same with me. Some people have a different idea about humour to me it seems.
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2008, 02:23:08 am »

It's the same with pretty much anything.

Different people have different senses of huomour, aesthetics, taste in food...

If everyone was the same, the world would be kinda ducked up
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2008, 03:25:16 am »

I guess that's a pretty good reasoning. Still, I at least would like to be able to share my jokes with someone who appriciates them.
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2008, 02:40:49 pm »

It's a good thing we have Plas, then!
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2008, 04:21:57 am »

Pardon?
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2008, 12:06:29 pm »

plasma trooper. isn't it obvious?
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to prove you are not a n00b, you must answer this question: can you read this?

Click here to level up my card!

Get your own here.


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