Leonri
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« on: June 18, 2008, 12:00:51 pm » |
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Welcome one and all to Leonri's Ha-Ha Funny time! As you may have guessed this is Leonri's joke corner! So pull up a stool, get started on the five drink minimum and prepare to laugh.....At the first sign of tumbleweed please feel free to use the tomatoes provided.... Paddy Irish-man, Paddy English-man and Paddy Scotsman are being held captive, before a firing squad. Paddy Scotsman says to the others "We're in a tight spot lads but I've got a plan". As the soldiers are about to fire he yells "Earthquake!" and when the men turn around he runs off. Paddy English-man tries the same trick and shouts "Flood!" and runs off. The soldiers curse and raise their guns again at Paddy Irish-man, who promptly yells "Fire!" Bo-dom bom chish! Every country has a group they make fun of. In England it's Scotsmen, in America postmen, in central America Spagnards, in Australia themselves and everywhere Blondes. In Ireland we traditionally have jokes teasing Kerry people. Here is a choice selection. How do you make a Kerry-man fall out of a tree? Wave. Did ya here about the Kerry-man's latest invention? Well they're making a water-proof tea-bag.... What's at the top of a Kerry-man's ladder? A stopsign. Well folks I hope you've enjoyed this Leonri's Ha Ha Funny time. Don't worry I'll be here all week for more Irish hilarity.... See you all next time!
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Proud supporter of the CoFSM.Long live Pastafarianism!
You sass that hoopy Leonri? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is....
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TheAPERSON
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2008, 09:52:03 am » |
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Those are some good jokes there Leonri. I like the first one.
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Hypnotoad
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2008, 12:17:21 pm » |
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And the winner is - HYPNOTOAD -
oh, those tomatoes were for throwing? doh!
what do you call an irish lamp? Shaun D'Lir!
what do you call an irish window? Paddy O'Door!
These aren't insulting, just name-play: I'm actually Irish
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Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana
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Leonri
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2008, 12:20:07 pm » |
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And the winner is - HYPNOTOAD - oh, those tomatoes were for throwing? doh! what do you call an irish lamp? Shaun D'Lir! what do you call an irish window? Paddy O'Door! These aren't insulting, just name-play: I'm actually Irish
Stop tumbleweeding up my thread!....lol. You're Irish too? Did ya recognise the jokes? Where abouts in Ireland anyway? (please don't say Kerry...) I'm from Donegal!
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Proud supporter of the CoFSM.Long live Pastafarianism!
You sass that hoopy Leonri? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is....
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Hypnotoad
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2008, 12:28:50 pm » |
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...Heritage... don't hate me
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Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana
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Leonri
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 12:29:51 pm » |
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...Heritage... don't hate me
Can't because I don't know where that is...
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Proud supporter of the CoFSM.Long live Pastafarianism!
You sass that hoopy Leonri? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is....
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Hypnotoad
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 12:33:13 pm » |
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It means my parents are Irish
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Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana
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Leonri
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 12:34:35 pm » |
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It means my parents are Irish
Oh! That sure made my comment look stupid....
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Proud supporter of the CoFSM.Long live Pastafarianism!
You sass that hoopy Leonri? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is....
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CroLigaLax
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 09:23:14 pm » |
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Every country has a group they make fun of. ... in Australia themselves ...
We usually like to joke about Tasmanians or New Zealanders.... easy targets (I'm Aussie)
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Leonri
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2008, 06:42:04 am » |
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Cool! Aussies! I was talking to some one time and they told me that thing about their jokes.
What do you call a parking lot full of Australians? A vacant lot. That's one they told me...
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Proud supporter of the CoFSM.Long live Pastafarianism!
You sass that hoopy Leonri? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is....
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Hypnotoad
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That one works even better with chavs
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Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana
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Plasma Trooper
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Every country has a group they make fun of. ... in Australia themselves ...
We usually like to joke about Tasmanians or New Zealanders.... easy targets (I'm Aussie) Haha, I'm Aussie too.
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TheAPERSON
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When I joke about foreigners, I don't actually mean it. I like all races, even those in the middle east, and sometimes I wish the whole world could just get along.
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Leonri
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When I joke about foreigners, I don't actually mean it. I like all races, even those in the middle east, and sometimes I wish the whole world could just get along.
Oh god. I feel the same way, but did you have to say it like that? Please don't go children's TV again. P.S You may not know it, but that's quite an insult you have towards Middle Eastern people
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Proud supporter of the CoFSM.Long live Pastafarianism!
You sass that hoopy Leonri? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is....
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