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« on: June 18, 2008, 12:00:51 pm »

Welcome one and all to Leonri's Ha-Ha Funny time! As you may have guessed this is Leonri's joke corner! So pull up a stool, get started
on the five drink minimum and prepare to laugh.....At the first sign of tumbleweed please feel free to use the tomatoes provided....

Paddy Irish-man, Paddy English-man and Paddy Scotsman are being held captive, before a firing squad. Paddy Scotsman says to the others "We're in a tight spot lads but I've got a plan". As the soldiers are about to fire he yells "Earthquake!" and when the men turn around he runs off. Paddy English-man tries the same trick and shouts "Flood!" and runs off. The soldiers curse and raise their guns again at Paddy Irish-man, who promptly yells "Fire!"

Bo-dom bom chish! Wink

Every country has a group they make fun of. In England it's Scotsmen, in America postmen, in central America Spagnards, in Australia themselves and everywhere Blondes. In Ireland we traditionally have jokes teasing Kerry people. Here is a choice selection.

How do you make a Kerry-man fall out of a tree? Wave.

Did ya here about the Kerry-man's latest invention? Well they're making a water-proof tea-bag....

What's at the top of a Kerry-man's ladder? A stopsign.

Well folks I hope you've enjoyed this Leonri's Ha Ha Funny time. Don't worry I'll be here all week for more Irish hilarity....
See you all next time!
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2008, 09:52:03 am »

Those are some good jokes there Leonri. I like the first one.
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2008, 12:17:21 pm »

And the winner is - HYPNOTOAD -

oh, those tomatoes were for throwing? doh!

what do you call an irish lamp?
Shaun D'Lir!

what do you call an irish window?
Paddy O'Door!

These aren't insulting, just name-play: I'm actually Irish
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2008, 12:20:07 pm »

And the winner is - HYPNOTOAD -
oh, those tomatoes were for throwing? doh!
what do you call an irish lamp?
Shaun D'Lir!
what do you call an irish window?
Paddy O'Door!
These aren't insulting, just name-play: I'm actually Irish

Stop tumbleweeding up my thread!....lol. You're Irish too? Did ya recognise the jokes? Where abouts in Ireland anyway? (please don't say Kerry...) I'm from Donegal!
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2008, 12:28:50 pm »

...Heritage... don't hate me
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 12:29:51 pm »

...Heritage... don't hate me

Can't because I don't know where that is...
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 12:33:13 pm »

It means my parents are Irish
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 12:34:35 pm »

It means my parents are Irish

Oh! That sure made my comment look stupid....
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 09:23:14 pm »

Every country has a group they make fun of. ... in Australia themselves ...

We usually like to joke about Tasmanians or New Zealanders.... easy targets Grin (I'm Aussie)
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2008, 06:42:04 am »

Cool! Aussies! I was talking to some one time and they told me that thing about their jokes.

What do you call a parking lot full of Australians? A vacant lot.
That's one they told me...
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2008, 01:33:54 pm »

That one works even better with chavs
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2008, 12:37:47 am »

Every country has a group they make fun of. ... in Australia themselves ...

We usually like to joke about Tasmanians or New Zealanders.... easy targets Grin (I'm Aussie)

Haha, I'm Aussie too.
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2008, 06:00:47 am »

When I joke about foreigners, I don't actually mean it. I like all races, even those in the middle east, and sometimes I wish the whole world could just get along.
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« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2008, 04:22:51 pm »

When I joke about foreigners, I don't actually mean it. I like all races, even those in the middle east, and sometimes I wish the whole world could just get along.

Oh god. I feel the same way, but did you have to say it like that? Please don't go children's TV again.

P.S You may not know it, but that's quite an insult you have towards Middle Eastern people
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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2008, 04:04:02 am »

Oh, sorry.
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