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« on: June 18, 2008, 06:56:32 am »

And the winner is - HYPNOTOAD -
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What do you call a submerged millipede?

-->20,000 legs under the sea
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Why do sandwiches have birth defects?

-->Because they're in bread
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 10:25:39 am »

you've got a lot of tumbleweed to clean up. hope the jokes improve as you add more
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2008, 09:49:39 am »

I like the birth defects joke.
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2008, 09:55:38 am »

I like the birth defects joke.

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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2008, 10:10:40 am »

What do you mean liar?
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 10:13:29 am »

What do you mean liar?

You heard me! I means whats I says, baby!
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 10:19:25 am »

I was saying that I liked a joke. I thought that one was funny. I WAS NOT LYING!
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 12:13:58 pm »

That joke's funny

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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 12:21:09 pm »

That joke's funny

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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2008, 08:59:20 am »

Could you please stop calling everyone a liar just because you don't find it funny.
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2008, 12:03:49 pm »

are you offended because you're... A SANDWICH?
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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2008, 12:14:11 pm »

Yeah you got it. A lying sandwich who lies. I'm sorry it's just so hard, you know? They don't have keyboards designed for crusts.....yet.
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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2008, 12:18:47 pm »

I could make millions on the patent...
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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2008, 12:21:27 pm »

Nuh-uh! Sandwiches don't have much money....and I'm the only talking one.....and you should be making one designed for toads.....and that's it....
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2008, 12:23:43 pm »

- BUY IT...BUY IT...BUY IT -
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