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OL1V3R's Potentially Humourous Jokes
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June 30, 2008, 08:01:53 am »
OK, here are some of my jokes.
How do you make a peach crumble?
Kick it in the groin.
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
I've started reading an excellent book on anti-gravity by Stephen Hawking. I just can't put it down.
Two fat men are in a bar. One says, "Your round".
How do you make a hankie dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I sent ten puns into a newspaper's pun competition, hoping that they would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
There are two cows.
COW 1: Moo.
COW 2: Baa.
COW 1: Why 'Baa'?
COW 2: I'm learning a foreign language.
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"does this taste funny to you?"
No it doesn't
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Quote from: OL1V3R on June 30, 2008, 08:01:53 am
There are two cows.
COW 1: Moo.
COW 2: Baa.
COW 1: Why 'Baa'?
COW 2: I'm learning a foreign language.
That ones good.
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