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« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2008, 03:07:18 pm »

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Morphology: OL1V3R

This creature seems to be permanently linked to a guitar. The guitar seems to be embedded with many strange pieces of technology.

Threat Level: High.

Weakness: Opera.
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« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2008, 02:54:50 am »

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Morphology: impwarrior

Little is know about this creature as it has not revealed itself.
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« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2008, 06:08:32 am »

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Impwarrior

This creature is made entirely of Lego

Weakness: Harrison Ford, who looks better as a lego person
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« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2008, 07:44:23 am »

Who is this impwarrior anyway? Scans do not know.
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« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2008, 12:36:52 am »

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Morphology: Impwarrior

Error. Subject unable to be located. Initiating nuclear self-destruct sequence. Annhilation in 10 seconds.

Me:"OH MY GOD!! LEONRI! YOUR FORTRESS OF DOOM IS SCREWED! I WAS USING REMOTE ACCESS!!!"

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« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2008, 09:46:53 am »

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Morphology: impwarrior

It has become apparant that this creature will not show itself on the forum and just joined because it felt like it.
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« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2008, 01:40:27 pm »

Scanning: Impwarrior

Profile: Master of Stealth and Espionage. Future master of this forum. Time and time again this parasitic creature has joined forums, before taking them over and eventually consuming them. Always it follows the same method. It joins, secretly, in the night, without being detected by anyone. The memebers slowly become aware of it over the next few days, and begin to get curious. Soon otherwise normal threads get filled with posts speculating and wondering about this new member. The people get obssesed trying to figure out it's secret. Eventually, when curiosity gets to a critical point, it reaveals itself. Only then do the members realise that it was a ruse and there is no escape. The Impwarrior is already in control.

Threat level: Extreme. Once it has chosen a forum as it's prey, that foum will be gone within a week.

Weakness: None. This fouma and everyone in it is already doomed....
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« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2008, 10:03:36 pm »

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Morphology: NXtreme

Analysis:
This creature has no defined shape. It shifts randomly through different forms, morphing in sync with it's fluctuating thoughts. A rocket-propelled watermelon is one of the most frequent shapes, however.

Weaknesses:
Anything that is in order, such as a dictionary or a library. Brick walls are often a problem when in watermelon form, however.
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« Reply #53 on: August 15, 2008, 05:56:24 am »

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Morphology: TheAPERSON

Stop trying to scan yourself, hang on reboot

<I am a Varia Powersuit Scanner>
<Version 1.3.1.9>
<Made for Samus Aran....Error, not being used by Samus Aran>
<404 computer hamsters not found>
<Are you sure you want to quit without saving>
<You lost all your progress, way to go genius>
<Error>
<Error>
<Error>

<CTRL ALT DEL>

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« Reply #54 on: August 15, 2008, 08:50:29 am »

Scanning:

Morphology: Samus Aran

Analysis: This creature seems to be destroying more enemies than in previous scans. This creature's scanner seems to be missing. The two events may be related, as the creatures being destroyed are mostly harmless, if unknown to Samus Aran.

Threat Level: Astronomically Massive.

Weaknesses: Highly evolved Metroids, extreme temperatures when missing certain Power Suit technology.
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« Reply #55 on: August 16, 2008, 03:26:57 am »

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Morphology: impwarrior

If this creature surely will bring about the destruction of the forum then he probably will have to be banned. But it is cunning and refuses to reveal itself until the right time.
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« Reply #56 on: August 16, 2008, 06:36:29 am »

don't worry impwarrior, you're not really gonna be banned
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to prove you are not a n00b, you must answer this question: can you read this?

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« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2008, 05:25:58 am »

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NXtreme

This creature has posted without scanning a member, implying that its scanner may be malfunctioning

Weakness: Artichokes
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« Reply #58 on: August 20, 2008, 03:33:38 am »

Scanning:

Morphology: DarkAce

Error: This creature hasn't been on for ages cannot scan

Trying someone else:

Scanning:

Morphology: Pieisgreat

Error: Same thing as last time.
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« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2008, 07:33:00 am »

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Aperson

This creature resembles an aardvark, though is a bright green colour

Weakness: dark red, whigh opposes bright green
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