Message #22

[OL1V3R]

an athiest falls off a cliff and ends up hanging on by his fingertips. "someone HELP ME!"
then a golden light shone down and a voice said: "I shall help you"
and the athiest said: "Anyone else?"

That's a good one! I've got a few now:

I recently started reading a book about Stephen Hawking's theories on anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

If money doesn't grow on tress, why do banks have branches?

Two fat men go into a bar. One says, "Your round."