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murder the person above you and escape

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« Reply #45 on: July 20, 2008, 03:57:54 am »

The hill is in fact an active volcano and it erupts.

I travel to Bryyo.
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« Reply #46 on: July 20, 2008, 08:50:10 am »

It turns out you have actually travelled to Brie, and are attacked by a giant Channel Islands cow

Brie FTW!

I eat brie on toast, and then walk to Tescos to buy more Brie
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« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2008, 03:33:58 am »

Aliens attack Tesco 's while your in it and the Supermarket collapses on top of you. I then use these alien spaceships to get away.
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« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2008, 01:26:14 pm »

But the ships belong to the Schizophrenic aliens, which are in my side

They annihillate you on sight, whilst I escape through the Stargate
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« Reply #49 on: July 22, 2008, 02:59:08 pm »

The Star-gate rejects you as un-worthy. I sneak up behind you and knock you out with a half-brick in a sock. You wake up as a slave on a Phillipino fishing boat. I hide out in an undetermined place in the Northern Hemisphere.
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« Reply #50 on: July 23, 2008, 03:45:01 am »

You drown. That place was in the middle of the sea.

I come back to life as a Zombie and head to the Arkley Mansion.
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« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2008, 11:46:27 am »

Unfortunately, a paranoid priest happens to be going door to door and comes upon the Arkley Mansion just as you get there. He pulls out the holy water he has in his pocket and douses you with it, causing you to collapse immediately. I happen to be watching from an undisposed locatin in Leonri's Fortress of Doom.
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« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2008, 03:28:18 pm »

You hid in my Fortress of Doom? Bad move, buster! You are found by my army of evil secret flying robot ninja monkey butlers.
They take you to the blue guest-dungeon and gently flog you to death with scented bootlaces. Cheesy
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« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2008, 07:11:07 am »

I press the random explosion button and it just so happens to explode on Leonri's Fortress of Doom. Since I wasn't anywhere near the attack I don't need to escape.
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« Reply #54 on: August 11, 2008, 03:02:33 pm »

But, in a strange chain reaction involving brie, scented bootlaces, and alternate dimensions, the random explosion button explodes in your face while I remain unharmed.
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« Reply #55 on: August 12, 2008, 02:56:35 am »

However, the alternate me faced the explosion, now I go back to earth and fire a missile at Ratiqu.
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« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2008, 06:06:34 am »

Which misses, circumnavigates the globe and hit you

I watch from my space station
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« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2008, 07:45:40 am »

That happens to be the Space Colony ARK. The seven chaos emerals are gathered and the colony plummets to earth.


I go to the bathroom.
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« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2008, 12:38:53 am »

Unfortunately, the toilet you choose happens to have several black widow spiders hiding in it. You die a long and horrible death while I use an uninfested toilet.
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« Reply #59 on: August 14, 2008, 09:45:38 am »

I select continue and come back to life. Death snatches you from within the toilet while I go and find Soul Calibur.
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