I throw Giga Bowser @NXtreme.

I also know what Giga Bowser stands for:

Gargantuan
Incredible
Gigantic
Apocalyptic

Bowser. Talk about cool.

Nanned Pecause Boboy's Berfect.

Boom goes you! Random explosions FTW.

I run away to Onett! (Remember, it's not only in Smash Bros, it's in Earthbound/Mother, so I'm allowed)

But that's in Brawl, you twit! You fall into nothingness. I get a fairy godmother, wish for Brawl to come back and teleport into The Subspace Bomb Factory! Wait... Oops...

New one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qoov1HkM0sc&feature=related

I throw Funky Kong @TheAPERSON.

Banned for correcting Leonri.

I get a crossbow and shoot you for no real reason. I then escape to Pokemon Stadium 2, because I know where it is.

Bowser knocks you off and you plummet to your doom. I return to Brawl and stay in... Ummm... Hyrule Temple, because I can't think of any more Brawl stages.

(I was talking about the Melee one, but, oh well)

The (BRAWL SPOILER ZOMG!) sinks, I turn into a blue Pikmin and inhabit it. MINE, ALL MINE!

Sweet. Do you mind if I 'borrow' that idea?

But, because it's unknow, the landmaster plummets into the sea, as you don't know where it is.
I teleport to the least dangerou's stage in Brawl - Yoshi's Island.

I fling... ummm... *Looks for more Brawl related things* Ah!
I fling Fox's Reflector @NXtreme.

Subspace bomb = Total destruction. I teleport to... *checks Brawl stages* Flat Zone 2!

Banned because said canine IS a spoiler. Post story unlockables = spoilers.