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Title: OL1V3R's Potentially Humourous Jokes Post by: OL1V3R on June 30, 2008, 08:01:53 am OK, here are some of my jokes.
How do you make a peach crumble? Kick it in the groin. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? I've started reading an excellent book on anti-gravity by Stephen Hawking. I just can't put it down. Two fat men are in a bar. One says, "Your round". How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, "Does this taste funny to you?" I sent ten puns into a newspaper's pun competition, hoping that they would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. There are two cows. COW 1: Moo. COW 2: Baa. COW 1: Why 'Baa'? COW 2: I'm learning a foreign language. Title: Re: OL1V3R's Potentially Humourous Jokes Post by: Hypnotoad on June 30, 2008, 10:49:53 am "does this taste funny to you?"
No it doesn't Title: Re: OL1V3R's Potentially Humourous Jokes Post by: TheAPERSON on June 30, 2008, 12:21:52 pm There are two cows. COW 1: Moo. COW 2: Baa. COW 1: Why 'Baa'? COW 2: I'm learning a foreign language. That ones good. |