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Title: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on June 25, 2008, 11:08:39 am
So, you may be wondering why I haven't posted my own joke page before now. Well, it is commonly excepted that my jokes are rubbish. But here are some of them anyway.

A number of people in the country have been suffering from Athlete's Foot. The Athlete's Foot in question was Kelly Holmes.

I was in a science lab the other day and I bumped into Albert Einstein. I asked, "Albert, why did you say that E=mc^2?" and he said, "Why not"

"Have you ever wanted to chat with an RPG character? Calls cost 99MP per minute. You must be Level 18 or over."

Well call my jokes rubbish, because I know they are already.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Hypnotoad on June 25, 2008, 01:27:27 pm
The last one wasn't bad


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on June 26, 2008, 12:19:34 pm
True, you laughed quite a bit at that one when I first told it to you.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Plasma Trooper on June 30, 2008, 02:26:45 am
"Have you ever wanted to chat with an RPG character? Calls cost 99MP per minute. You must be Level 18 or over."

That is a good joke. It's not rubbish.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on June 30, 2008, 12:22:46 pm
The majority of my jokes are rubbish though, like this one:

Tennis players make loads of mistakes but it's not really their fault.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Plasma Trooper on July 01, 2008, 09:08:48 pm
The majority of my jokes are rubbish though, like this one:

Tennis players make loads of mistakes but it's not really their fault.

That actually made me laugh.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 03, 2008, 06:01:20 am
It seems that some people really like my jokes, but my family and friends don't.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: OL1V3R on July 03, 2008, 08:53:22 am
Well, some of the jokes seem obvious and random, and may get irritating after a while.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Plasma Trooper on July 03, 2008, 10:54:53 pm
I'll laugh at just about any joke.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 04, 2008, 04:29:32 am
Same with me. Some people have a different idea about humour to me it seems.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 09, 2008, 02:23:08 am
It's the same with pretty much anything.

Different people have different senses of huomour, aesthetics, taste in food...

If everyone was the same, the world would be kinda ducked up


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 09, 2008, 03:25:16 am
I guess that's a pretty good reasoning. Still, I at least would like to be able to share my jokes with someone who appriciates them.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 09, 2008, 02:40:49 pm
It's a good thing we have Plas, then!


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 10, 2008, 04:21:57 am
Pardon?


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: NXtreme on July 11, 2008, 12:06:29 pm
plasma trooper. isn't it obvious?


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 11, 2008, 04:10:56 pm
Sorry, I get confused when people use abbreviations that have never been used for that person before.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Plasma Trooper on July 12, 2008, 08:01:43 pm
It's a good thing we have Plas, then!

Oh god. Please don't call me that again. It's PT, or it's nothing.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 13, 2008, 03:53:30 am
Well, he does use abbreviations for everyone.

Where has he called you that before?


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 13, 2008, 04:33:00 am
OK, Plas... PT


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Leonri on July 13, 2008, 05:08:48 pm
lol...."Plas"

Yeah I always 'breviate people's names. It works well with some (Apers is perfect) but others it's harder. I've been calling Hypnotoad "Hypno" to shorten it but it dosen't work. What should we use? Hippie? Toad?

Hmmm....shortening my username would get you uncomfortably close to my real one. :o


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 14, 2008, 06:00:50 am
I know that. You have an uncommon real name.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: NXtreme on July 14, 2008, 11:00:41 am
i call TheAPERSON APE


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 15, 2008, 03:23:22 am
I've just been calling him "Apers", 'cos that's what shows up on his DS


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 15, 2008, 03:47:10 am
Actually, "TheAPERS" is what shows up on my DS.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 17, 2008, 06:29:30 am
Yeah, but I shortened it a bit


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 18, 2008, 03:24:04 am
True. I was just making a point.

I don't usually shorten people's names on Forums though. I find it easier to type to whole username (well, with most people anyway).


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: OL1V3R on July 19, 2008, 07:42:15 am
We're going off-topic a bit here - TheAPERSON, would you like to post some more jokes?


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 19, 2008, 07:58:43 am
OK.

This isn't mine, but:

Why was Adam the fastest man in history?

Because he was first in the human race.

Two monkeys were walking in town. One said to the other, "Oo oo ah ah" and the other said, "Well if you need to go then go"


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: NXtreme on July 19, 2008, 04:56:30 pm
heres a better version of that last joke.

two monkeys in a bath. one goes "Ooh-ooh-ooh-aah-aah-aah!" and the other says "i'll put the cold tap on"


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: TheAPERSON on July 20, 2008, 03:47:34 am
I knew I'd got that last joke wrong.


Title: Re: TheAPERSON's Rubbish Jokes
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 20, 2008, 08:43:30 am
Don't worry - it couldn't be saved